Directors:
Andy Wachowski (as The Wachowskis) , Lana Wachowski (as The Wachowskis)Writers:
Andy Wachowski (as The Wachowskis) , Lana Wachowski (as The Wachowskis)Stars:
Channing Tatum, Mila Kunis, Eddie Redmayne | Movie Reviews:Jupiter Ascending, a film that deals with subjects that I'm sure a millennia old advanced species would have no interest in, such as wealth, materialism, physical appearances and girl crushes. A totally shallow film with not a single redeeming feature. The Wachowski Brothers should be ashamed of themselves. It was a good job we had a gift certificate because if we had spent the full £20 on the film I would have been mortified. I walked out before the end of the film as I didn't care the slightest about the fate of any of the characters and it was pretty obvious that the ending would be a complete happy ending cliché. These sorts of films make me want to give up on the modern film industry, they only spew out high budget garbage to appease the idiots. Excuse me while I go watch some Hitchcock or something. Urgh. Download the Movie: JUPITER ASCENDING (2015)  Jupiter Ascending Official Trailer: |
